I think it’s time to google “how to deal with difficult people”
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS HOARDING THE PHYLLISLAPIN URL?! DID BOB VANCE BUY IT FOR YOU? I BET IT’S NOT EVEN MADE FROM REAL FUCKING PINE.
Favorite Things of 2013: Saying “Phyllis, you’re a married woman” every time someone pisses me off. It is effective.
update: I’ve consumed absinthe, patiently awaiting hallucinations
It really concerns me when people age well because like I’m only 21 and I already know it’s going downhill.
guess who’s not ready to say goodbye to ann perkins?